Let’s face it. That window between breakfast and lunch can suck. BRUNEUS allows you to be that annoying co-worker with inordinate amounts of energy at all the unusual times. Not the best selling point, we know, but we’re working on it.
There are whackos out there gobbling down meals stripped of all nutrients and pumped with stuff you can’t even pronounce. Turns out, the ingredients list does not need to be longer than the name. Don’t be a whacko.
Ummm. That’s not breakfast, that’s happiness in a bowl. Let’s be honest here: most people’s breakfast choices haven’t changed since they were 12 years old. But why does eating like an adult have to be sooooo booooring? Here’s to breakfast that’s nutritious and satisfies.
Nah, but this is just as unbelievable: healthy food that doesn’t taste healthy. Delicious guiltfree snacking with no added oil or MSG (monosodium glutamate, as we foodies call it). Go ahead, grab a bag. You know you want to.
We know, but hear us out… In those times in life when you miss having your favourite wine with dinner or while relaxing in the bath, where will you go? Call it a miracle, but here’s some non-alcoholic sparkling wine that makes girls’ nights a blast, even during a pregnancy or if alcohol just isn’t your thing.
Ahh, well this was SUPPOSED to be a blurb about our zero-waste store. We even got it all stocked up and ready to go at very affordable prices, but we realized it was pointless. What difference does one plastic bottle make? A piece of polyethylene here and there… said 7.9 BILLION PEOPLE. Seriously though, drop by and join us on this feel good journey!
Dang, you’ve got how many mouths to feed? And you need ingredients certified to accommodate all those dietary restrictions? Shoot, well if only someone specialized in that. Well, good luck! Actually, why not give us a shout? We may know a guy.
